Woke up at 11.30a.m.... Feeling groggy... Went to the bathroom to wash up and looked into the mirror and DRATS.... a pair of MONSTEROUSLY RED EYES stared back at me.... No, the mirror is working fine... its just my eyes.... feel so upset by back what i saw in the mirror so went to dripped some Patanol into my eyes then to living room and watch TV...
* 1 Hour later *
Argh ! still very red.... what to do now? use another eyedrop... Spersallerg it should be! went back to watch TV...
* 1/2 Hour later *
Hmm... some what better... but dripped some FML liquiflim into my eyes anyway to play safe... went back to watch TV....
* 1/2 Hour later *
Yes... it definitely looks better now... so prepare to clean up the eye lids by using some Blephagel... * wipe wipe *...
Tadah !~
nicer looking eyes now... slight traces of red remains... and the stupid dark eye bags still exist...
In case you are wondering if the above account is real let me assure you... its FREAKING REAL... sad to say, but I am a poor soul suffering from Kerato Conjunctivitis... to further cement the fact that its real, look at my blog name... there! the most irrefutable fact... People who know me will know its true... infact i have included a excerpt of what people have to say bout my eyes...
" Those eyes.... err... they look like cyclops, please dun optic blast me! "
- Friend A and ???, refering to X-Man! I get other comments with the same gist sometimes also, but change character to gambit... and in that case, please replace "optic blast" with "throw cards at "
" I will miss your "sexy" eyes when i am gone... "
- Friend B, coursemate cum classmate who quit studying after a year....
"Your eyes... I dunno how to explain... "
- Friend C, who dosent feel at ease looking into them while talking to me...
and the most common one,
" Your eyes are very red "
- Friend D, E, F, G, H........ Z
Yes people, I know ok? let me apologise if my red eyes makes you feel ill... Do let me know so that i can avert them next time ok ?